Substance Consulting

On the news, in the papers, everyone is talking about it! Drugs! Where do they come from? Who invented them? Are they living things? It’s all very confusing and I don’t blame you for not understanding them. I’ll out myself! I didn’t even know that much about them much of my life. Just so happens though, at this point in my life I would consider myself vaguely knowledgeable. Just enough to consider myself a substance consultant. Want to know if drugs are right for you? Book a consulting appointment* today to find out!

*Appointments come with a free gift of “flowers” or mushrooms. Cost of appointment on a sliding scale basis.